Saturday, May 1, 2010

Wanted: Pretty Purple Potty!!!!


DESCRIPTION:

HEIGHT:  30"
WEIGHT:  Refused to be weighed
RACE:  Kohler
SCARS:
Upper L Tank
Front L Lid
Lower Front Base





















Pretty Purple Potty is described as a 30 inch tall purple toilet (yes, a toilet) wearing painted flowers and "Walkers for Knockers," and "Relay for Life" lettering.  'Potty', is considered armed (with a sign) but not dangerous.

After raising over $700 in funds for the American Cancer Society's San Ramon Relay for Life, PPP has been charged with "Stinking Up the Neighborhood" and "Blackmail."  

Purple Potty was last seen in Contra Costa County and is believed to be on the lam.  PPP has been seen traveling from safe house to safe house throughout the Tri- Valley area.  Sources confirm that Potty is still raising funds (under the assumed name of Purple) for the Walkers For Knockers team.  Local officials have no interest in pursuing the charges from Contra Costa County but to play it safe, we believe keeping on the move is the best defense.  




If you have seen the Pretty Purple Potty, please leave a comment on today's post and email:
 UPDATE:  We believe PPP was last seen at the home of Vickie in Livermore.  This is the last picture taken of Potty.  As you can see, it's been roughed up a bit more.  Information on the street indicates it's looking for a back alley painter to aid in removing it's scars.



More information to follow as we receive it.




Click on 'Three ways to Donate' and then select if you are looking for a team member or our team in general. Type in 'Walkers for Knockers' or the name of the person you want to contribute to and you'll be taken directly to our donation page.


If you prefer, you can contact Sarah or Brittany at Walkersforknockers2010@yahoo.com and they'll be happy to accept your cash or check donation.  Also, they can answer any questions you might have about our team and events.   

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