Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Pretty Purple Potty Arrested.......






...Almost!  We have heard reports that the Pretty Purple Potty has been charged in Contra Costa County with, "Stinking Up the Neighborhood" and "Blackmail!"  Our insiders have found out the police have been notified of the allegations against the Pretty Purple Potty.  Of course,  'Potty' is innocent until proven guilty of these charges.  Sources within the circle of the PPP tell us Potty denies these allegations and says it was sent legitimately by a paid benefactor to the location in question.  

We believe 'Potty' may have skipped town and is hiding in another county.   Our sources on the street have indicated it's possible it's in Alameda County.   You are encouraged to leave comments under today's story if you have seen the Pretty Purple Potty or email WalkersforKnockers2010@yahoo.com for further information. 

We will continue with live updates on this important issue.  Although we do not encourage lawlessness, we stick by PPP's innocence and feel keeping it on the lam is the best method of avoiding arrest by the Danville Police Department.  

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1 comment:

  1. Love it!! We're keeping an eye out for it! We saw a white one in our bathroom...could be a conspirator but it's keeping its trap shut and the shower's not talking, either. The sink in on our side and is working the water torcher treatment on them...we'll let you know if it nets any results!

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